I Am the Punchline to a Rich Man’s Joke.
It’s true. At least once a year you can be sure that amidst a table of wealthy businessmen and colleagues I am the subject of a pretty humorous conversation-starter: “I once had a girl who broke up with me for God.”
Well he isn’t lying.
But if you’ll allow me, I’d like to tell my side of it.
He was charming. Nothing stuck-up or pretentious about him. He was charismatic, confident, brilliant, and his sense of humor could make me laugh until my sides hurt. His super blue eyes together with his beaming smile and cleft chin…I found him to be quite handsome. His achievements and success in life all added to his attractiveness but honestly, for all the other reasons mentioned above I was completely crazy about this man.
The icing on the cake? My family liked him. I liked his mom. She made me lasagna. I was never letting this one go!
Then, in January 2009, he took me to Mexico. Business first class.
We shopped the artisan jewelry on the cobblestone streets of Playa Del Carmen. Those merchants would pretty much do anything to get your business. “Cheaper than dollar!!” seemed to be the trending bait phrase. I remember one of them assumed we were on our honeymoon and congratulated us as newlyweds. I think I said something like, “No, but soon!”
We took a boat ride to Cozumel under the scorching noon sun. We swam with dolphins. We saw the ziggurat pyramids at the Mayan ruins of Chichen Itza. We made fun of the taxi’s driving skills (they don’t like to use brakes- only the accelerator and the horn). We had a small riot at a Mexican bar. We slow danced in the night rain to a solo guitarist who beautifully played “One” by U2. But under the intoxicating romance of it all, something was deeply troubling my soul.
Back in the cold New York winter at the beginning of February, I was in my kitchen scanning the radio stations for music that would hopefully dull the restless vibe that was weighing on my heart one day. I landed on a Christian station and my first impulse was to change it right away and go on to the next but it was like everything in my conscience was stopping me from changing the channel.
I recognized the lyrics that had once hit me so powerfully in 2004. It was a song called “Empty Me” by Chris Sligh.
“I’ve had just enough of the spotlight when it burns bright
To see how it gets in the blood
And I’ve tasted my share of the sweet life and the wild ride
And found a little is not quite enough
I know how I can stray
And how fast my heart could change. -Empty me of the selfishness inside
Every vain ambition and the poison of my pride
And any foolish thing my heart holds to
Lord empty me of me so I can be filled with you-
I’ve seen just enough of the quick buys of the best lies
To know how prodigals can be drawn away
I know how I can stray
And how fast my heart could change… ’cause everything is a lesser thing…compared to you…….so I surrender all….”
It was the words of this song that ripped the blinders from my heart and let me see just how far I had walked away from God those past two and a half years. I knew I was being presented with two choices: keep on walking farther away, or go back.
For the next several days my conscience grew louder. I almost wished I could shut it up. I knew the way I was living was in direct opposition to the very source that saved me five years ago. I knew that if I went back it would mean giving up the things I allowed in my life since then. If I kept walking away from Jesus, I would know all this world has to offer but I would lose him. And I remembered these words: “For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?” (Mark 8: 36-37)
Ultimately the first decision I was presented with was like a question being asked in a very clear voice deep in my spirit: “Theresa, are you going to choose Tommy, or me?”
I’d like to say that I didn’t wrestle over this. I wish I could honestly say I didn’t go back and forth, dreaming up compromise with how I could straddle the fence and somehow have both. But I can’t.
It was the morning of Valentine’s Day. Tommy woke me up with coffee and a gift. It was a thoughtfully made scrapbook of pictures of us in Mexico. He had labeled each photograph with our quirky one-liners and inside jokes. But as I flipped through the pages, all I could think about was the decision I had been trying to avoid.
“Hey, is something wrong? What’s going on with you “, he asked me. I guessed it was obvious. This was it. I had dreaded this very moment for almost two weeks. Silently I asked myself, “Do I love him enough to go to hell for him?”…..
There was no other way to say it than to just say it.
I remember him staring at me blankly, then laughing. First nervously, then hysterically. Maybe he saw tears in my eyes, I don’t know. He did eventually realize I was serious, though.
“Wait. You’re breaking up with me… for GOD?!?”
I knew how crazy it sounded. I heard the words I said. I knew I couldn’t explain it to him any better in English than if I were to speak in Chinese. But I knew this was between me and the Lord now.
In the next weeks that followed, my family was furious with me. My friends had all thought I’d lost my mind. I wasn’t immediately right back to walking in complete faith again. I was actually mad at God. I spent months working back at the bar trying to drink away my feelings.
It was a messy return back to the God who saved me. I found though, just as steadily as I had wandered away from him, my old habits lost their luster. As a matter of fact I found myself wanting nothing else but Jesus. Exactly how that happened is an entirely new chapter.